Browsing All Posts published on »January, 2012«

Find a less moist boyfriend.

January 27, 2012

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Dear Mr. Bubballoo, I have been seeing my boyfriend for 5 months. We go to separate colleges but are only 47 micronanometers apart (with the ultra-fast magna-zip linking the colleges, that makes us only 25.345682 hours apart). Whenever we spend time together, Vallumar (my bf) is the most amazing and attentive bf a six-legged, multi-orifaced sluh like me could want. […]

“Valley of death.”

January 26, 2012

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I’m sure anyone who does any sort of writing goes through a walk through the “valley of death.” Of course I’m referring to writer’s block. While I’m not sure what exactly constitutes writer’s block, I think it’s easily defined by simply not getting any writing done. For example, I have a rough draft of a novel, my […]

Orchard Stories.

January 20, 2012

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A poem written by me many years ago and only formally shared with me amongst freinds. It has never been read publicly or submitted for publication. Apple trees mystify me. Taking me to an orchard is a spiritual experience. I guess thats why I admire the poetry of Robert Frost. This poem is a fav of […]

Feminine itch cream.

January 19, 2012

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If given the opportunity, the world will reach its dark hand out and shake the life out of us humans. It’s like it sits in the shadows, nibbling on its fingernails until it finally sits its eyes upon the victim. Then it grabs the poor soul and shakes them seemingly until the universe is giggling […]

I nearly sat the dog’s face on fire.

January 16, 2012

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Recently I became the owner of an extremely diminutive puppy named “Sophia.” From the start I was shocked and amused at the small size of the squirrel like creature. Weighing a whopping 3.1 lbs., I felt the animal was clearly more fantasy than actually real. It seemed to sleep non-stop, except for when it sat atop […]

“Chariot Woman”

January 15, 2012

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chariot woman     I court a most beautiful woman Of the town   On Monday morn   only for the hour   Then she trots away   sandals in hand   counting the change I had in mind         Justin K, Copyright 2006.

Good-bye to the Night.

January 14, 2012

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after 6 weeks of working the night shift in a highly detail-oriented and most times boring  job…i say good-bye to the Night.   i will make the leap to work among the daylight soon and will leave the night as it suddenly has turned cold.     shadow warriors will stay there     the crashed stars i had to cover […]

“six out of eight is pretty good, i think.”

January 7, 2012

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This is a poem written about a long night of drinking at a lake house in Bloomington, Indiana. I woke up in the yard with early morning sun burning into my oily pores. I got up and stumbled to the deck to go inside when I missed a step, fell onto the deck and hit my […]

Low Libido & the “Happy Hormone Cottage.”

January 6, 2012

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Unfortunately for me, but I had to spend part of my day off going to the Dr’s office. While the visit was rather uneventful but positive, the trip was worth it simply because of the drive there. The winding hillside road along the Ohio river was like a spiritual experience to drive with its sun glazing across the […]

Believe it or not, it comes from a cookie.

January 6, 2012

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As a genuine lover of asian foods I’ve come across a lot of fortune cookies. Some I’ve used some type of adhesive and stuck them on the fridge just a reminder of something positive. Now admittedly, we’re all prone to make mistakes and I think one of mine was actually looking for meaning in those fortune […]

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