Browsing All Posts published on »January, 2012«

Find a less moist boyfriend.

January 27, 2012


Dear Mr. Bubballoo, I have been seeing my boyfriend for 5 months. We go to separate colleges but are only 47 micronanometers apart (with the ultra-fast magna-zip linking the colleges, that makes us only 25.345682 hours apart). Whenever we spend time together, Vallumar (my bf) is the most amazing and attentive bf a six-legged, multi-orifaced sluh like me could want. […]

“Valley of death.”

January 26, 2012


I’m sure anyone who does any sort of writing goes through a walk through the “valley of death.” Of course I’m referring to writer’s block. While I’m not sure what exactly constitutes writer’s block, I think it’s easily defined by simply not getting any writing done. For example, I have a rough draft of a novel, my […]

Orchard Stories.

January 20, 2012


A poem written by me many years ago and only formally shared with me amongst freinds. It has never been read publicly or submitted for publication. Apple trees mystify me. Taking me to an orchard is a spiritual experience. I guess thats why I admire the poetry of Robert Frost. This poem is a fav of […]

Feminine itch cream.

January 19, 2012


If given the opportunity, the world will reach its dark hand out and shake the life out of us humans. It’s like it sits in the shadows, nibbling on its fingernails until it finally sits its eyes upon the victim. Then it grabs the poor soul and shakes them seemingly until the universe is giggling […]

I nearly sat the dog’s face on fire.

January 16, 2012


Recently I became the owner of an extremely diminutive puppy named “Sophia.” From the start I was shocked and amused at the small size of the squirrel like creature. Weighing a whopping 3.1 lbs., I felt the animal was clearly more fantasy than actually real. It seemed to sleep non-stop, except for when it sat atop […]

“Chariot Woman”

January 15, 2012


chariot woman     I court a most beautiful woman Of the town   On Monday morn   only for the hour   Then she trots away   sandals in hand   counting the change I had in mind         Justin K, Copyright 2006.

Good-bye to the Night.

January 14, 2012


after 6 weeks of working the night shift in a highly detail-oriented and most times boring  job…i say good-bye to the Night.   i will make the leap to work among the daylight soon and will leave the night as it suddenly has turned cold.     shadow warriors will stay there     the crashed stars i had to cover […]