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Find a less moist boyfriend.

January 27, 2012

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Dear Mr. Bubballoo, I have been seeing my boyfriend for 5 months. We go to separate colleges but are only 47 micronanometers apart (with the ultra-fast magna-zip linking the colleges, that makes us only 25.345682 hours apart). Whenever we spend time together, Vallumar (my bf) is the most amazing and attentive bf a six-legged, multi-orifaced sluh like me could want. […]

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December 20, 2011

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